A Cajun-Asian View

But I doubt they'd go quite like this:

Okay, y'know the Adam West Batman TV show? Well, I dreamed that my roomies and I somehow found out that they'd tried to make a 'Justice League' spinoff, but only ever filmed the pilot, which never even aired. So we were scouring this enormous warehouse of unaired pilots for 60's TV shows, and finally found it! And all the actors were middle-aged and dumpy, and all the costumes were brightly-coloured and kinda stupid, and everybody was deadpanning, and it was great.

Wonder Woman was played by Lee Meriweather, but Adam West couldn't seem to remember that she was Wonder Woman and kept calling her Catwoman. Her costume made her tits look like cones, and when she 'lassoed' something, they had her throw this stupid gold lame hoop over the camera, and then would cut to whateveer she'd supposedly lassoed, tied up. There was no special effect for the Flash's speed, so they'd just have the guy assume a 'running' pose, then he'd vanish, and appear in a similar 'running' pose at his destination, pretending to be out of breath. The guy playing Aquaman was dead drunk on set, bitching that last year he'd been playing Julius Caesar to a packed theatre and now he was playing fucking Aquaman. The Martian Manhunter looked exactly like Robert Tessier in Starcrash and all the shapes he assumed were just the same actor in different costumes. Superman went around with his gut hanging over his super-speedos puching through obviously cardboard 'brick' walls. And they fought aliens who were all played by guys wearing gorilla suits and diving helmets that they clearly couldn't see a thing out of. Zokk! Pow! Whammo!

That is an awesome sounding dream!

The comment tree is great, too!

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